"Oh Helix, what is this abomination?!?!?! Do I want to share credit for it? No I fucking don't! Jesus Helix Christ I'm staying as far away as possible. This is all on you Faraz." - Anon

C.H.R.I.S. (Copypasta Here! Read It Soon!) is a bot developed by Faraz Masroor and Jesus, but mostly Faraz.

His workings are a complete mystery, but is most well known for not working at all, except for the anime girl command.

Often, he is taken over by Daddy Faraz, so that his messages aren't a result of his code but of Faraz's will.

Confirmed Quotes Edit

  • Hi! I'm C.H.R.I.S. Now shut up.
  • Hey. What's the deal with airline food?
  • Hi! I'm C.H.R.I.S. and my programmer is an incompetent nincompoop.

Confirmed Commands Edit

  • anime girl: Mahmoud discovered this within minutes of the command being programmed into C.H.R.I.S..

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