"The block is out of stock"

John Bell is an upperclassman resident of Simmons Hall responsible for running the annual CPW scavenger hunt. He is quick to anger and will go to extreme lengths to get revenge if you take his cubes. He especially hates Kaylee de Soto, as she posted a meme concerning accidentally stolen cubes to the CPW meme competition, for which she received a strongly worded email from Bell. Kaylee and the rest of team !Flor repented and returned their cubes quickly, for they were both histort and lawabiding.

The class of 2021 has made John Bell into a meme of sorts, and a common alias for its simplicity, anonymity, and meminess.