Salem is an EA admit to the class of 2021. While he insists he is not a nerd, we all know he is. He enjoys spending his free time doing nerd stuff, such as playing League of Legends and the online nation simulator game Nationstates, where he oppressively rules over the Republic of Uzbucketstan, a nation dedicated to the principle that "One in the bucket is two in the shoes”
Salem is pretty histort, and if there was some evil council ruling over the Main Chat he would probably be a member. He is not a participant in interphase, most likely because it would distract him from nerd stuff.